Monday, March 16, 2015
You’re pretty clever, Mom, but not clever enough
I will say that Mom has gotten very sneaky of late. She takes things out to the car in stages, under the guise of going out to the garbage can. She always says, “I’m just taking this to the garbage; I’ll be right back.”
And she carries garbage with her, but she has been hiding her purse in another bag as she goes. If I hear her open the car door to put her purse in, I’ve got her dead to rights, and once she comes back in, she won’t make it out that door without me.
She has a more difficult time disguising the camera that she takes to cover events. I know precisely what the camera bag looks like, so she can’t get out of the kitchen with that in her paws.
The other night, a friend was picking her up to go to the Ballet Ball. Take it from me, Mom’s no ballerina, but she was going there to cover the event. She made, in the space of about an hour, several trips “to the garbage.”
But her real coup was putting her purse, camera, notepad, even a necklace on the back of the car in stages. She never opened the car door. She didn’t wear a coat, so I was lulled into a false sense of security on all those garbage runs. Especially the last one. I figured she wasn’t leaving without a coat; she hates being cold. Hates it.
Lo and behold, I heard a car door open; it wasn’t our car, but I heard it. I went into bark-and-howl mode, but sadly, she got in that car and rode away. Her friend had to put the necklace on before they went to the ball, I suppose.
I can tell you, I was not amused with her lengthy subterfuge. Nor was I happy that she was gone so long. When Cinderella finally showed back up, she wanted to know if I wanted to look at photos on the camera.
Really?
As if that would make up for her leaving us to fend for ourselves for hours? I had pretty much given her up for dead by the time she came home.
I do know this: I’ll be monitoring those “garbage runs” more closely. And as for school for Mattie, I’m putting my paw down to insist that I go along. The two of them will not get in that car and leave me behind. End of discussion.
Wags and woofs,
Pup
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Thursday, February 26, 2015
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Wednesday, February 25, 2015
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Sex, love and rejection
kicks off today at the Museum of the Moving Image in New York, bringing with it talks, workshops and video games of the independent variety. Diversity and design are crucial to the event, but it's love, sex and rejection that will dominate one of the show's biggest exhibits.
The "Love & Rejection"
Exhibit combines two showcases of games: one that deals in romance and
relationships, and one that explores rejection, whether by events,
platforms, peers or elsewhere. It's a fitting theme for Valentine's Day
weekend, but festival director Sam Roberts says the theme speaks to something deeper.
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"All of this wraps around this
idea that games can deal with stuff we don't typically think of games
dealing with," Roberts told Polygon during a recent interview. "Both
because love is one of the deepest human emotions, and because these
games are being rejected for taking on things you might not otherwise
think they could do."
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Greek debt deal: Government starts work on reform list
The reforms must satisfy the rest of the eurozone and the IMF in order for Greece to qualify for a four-month extension on its financial rescue plan.
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The extension was offered at talks in Brussels on Friday.On Saturday, Greece's anti-austerity Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras described the deal as a "decisive step", adding that "real difficulties" lay ahead.
"We won a battle, not the war," said Mr Tsipras, who swept to power in January on a commitment to rolling back budget cuts agreed under existing bailout deals.
German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble, a strong opponent of debt forgiveness, said Greece's leftist-led government would "have a difficult time" explaining the deal to its voters.
Friday, February 20, 2015
2. Share your umbrella. Is it raining? Are you using an umbrella that isn't one of those stupid umbrella hats? You have the real estate to cozy up with a poor, wet stranger.
3. Pay for the people behind you at a drive-through. Cross your fingers that it isn't a soccer mom getting burgers for the whole team, but realistically, you'll be out $20 tops and you'll cheer up the person behind you.
4. Leave a great note and a big tip for an employee. Sometimes it's as simple as letting someone know you had a good professional experience with them. Actually do those surveys at the end of those customer service phone calls or chats. Give a tip over 20 percent and write "THANKS" on the receipt.
5. Give someone a compliment and DON'T BE A WEIRDO ABOUT IT. Stay away from really specific compliments that might come off as weird (I don't care who you are, "you have nice eyes" when you're the only two people at a train station late at night is creepy as hell). Just tell someone they look great or they remind you of a celebrity, or compliment their dress. Then leave. That's the other key to not being weird. Don't, like, run away or anything. Just don't try and strike up a conversation.
6. Let people go ahead of you in line. Especially if they have a gallon of milk and you just loaded up your cart with Count Chocula before it's off store shelves.
7. Put money in a parking meter. If you've got some extra change you're not going to use, throw it in the meter next to you. It's a nice thing and as a bonus, you won't have it jingling loudly in your pocket all day, making you self-conscious when you're walking around your office.
8. Help someone struggling with a bunch of packages. This should go without saying, but don't just stand there when someone is trying to open a door with their hands full or trying to get up the stairs with a heavy suitcase.
9. Open a door for someone. Simple but effective. This one never goes out of style.
10. Give them change or let them use your store card. Behind someone in line who can save 50 cents on their SpaghettiOs but they don't have a card? Give them yours.
11. Rate their video or post, or just leave a friendly comment. It takes balls to throw your stuff up online. Rate some kid's cover of a Justin Bieber song five stars on YouTube, or just leave a friendly comment. There's no reason to leave a horribly negative comment on an inoffensive post, and more people need to see words of encouragement.
12. Give up your seat on a train or bus. To anyone who looks tired enough to need it, not just the obvious pregnant or elderly people.
13. Brush off their car after a snowstorm. If you were in a public lot when a freak snowstorm hit, brush the car off of the person next to you. It'll probably take you a minute, but it'll put the person who walks out to a clean car in a great mood.
14. Let them follow you to your car. Specifically, in a crowded parking lot when you've got a prime spot. And only in this instance.
15. Just know that you have no idea what other people are going through.
Sexy Sex Toys for Sexy Sex Times
Will the release of Fifty Shades of Grey make this the steamiest Valentine’s Day ever? Boyfriends and husbands might act like they’re doing you a favor by agreeing to see the midnight show—but in the end, they’ll be the real winners. The movie explores a BDSM relationship, but even if that’s not your cup of tea, there are plenty other ways to be inspired by Christian and Anastasia’s creativity. Here, we’ve rounded up some of the best things to buy to put a little—or a lot—pep in your relationship.